✖️ABSOLUTELY NO LEMONS✖️ Enjoy reading oneshots about your fave characters and ships from BFB/BDFI and Inanimate Insanity!!

ⓑⓕⓑ ⓢⓗⓘⓟⓢ! These are small, one part stories that have cute or angsty endings to them. Feel free to request! I will mostly be writing about ships I like, but I will take requests.

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Credit to the artist for the cover and Jacknjellify! 💙 Also the first Four x Reader story 💙 Y/N (your name) was always different from the other objects. Different limbs and face. You didn't even think you were an object. Until one day when black hole was about to suck the whole entire world up BAM! These weird but cute aliens arrive just in time to save the world. They were four and X. The only purpose that you knew why they came was just to play some show, and you'll win a BFDI! Nobody would want to team up with you though... You looked too weird to them... But than Four leaned and gave you a hand. He offered you second co-host of bfb. You felt so happy and safe with him you slowly fell in love with him, despite his looks and attitude. But soon you face series of troubles when it comes to triangle love, secrets, and the show. What will you do? Will you back off away from the trouble or do anything for him? Thankly you're not alone, X is your best bud, he already knows all of it. Together you'll try to think. Put love first or the show? Until trouble comes between love and hosting the show.. And even a love triangle?... (credits to jacknjellify for characters, artists, and music)

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*PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION FULLY* --------- 2024 EDIT: I've been busy with college, but as of writing this a lot of chapters have been re-written & I need to polish them up before updating entirely. There are a LOT of aspects of this book that have been genuinely hard to re-do, and I haven't kept up with object shows since 2021(?), so I have no idea of how any of the characters act anymore which only adds to my frustration & difficulty. I'm sorry if any of this book comes off as gross or offensive, it was a different time and I was a child who didn't know what they were writing in the moment. :,/ Thank you for reading, even in 2024 when Ao3 is the superior website. I'll see you guys soon. ❤ --------- You need Mesothelioma to read this. --------- Welcome to the billionth BFB oneshot book! --------- ~HIGHEST RANKS:~ #2 in BFDI #9 in objectshows #17 in bfb

♡ brace yourself--for you're about to go on an acid trip, falling in love with inanimate objects with arms and legs. ♡ I do not do lemons or anything triggering, I want this story to be friendly for all!! -Triggering as in self harm, abuse, slurs, etc.