"josh." "yes, ty?" "your hair matches your eyes." "it does." "and your eyes match your lips." 🍒🍭🥀 🍒🍭🥀 everything is unedited, but when i finish, ill go through and edit contact me if you want to help me with smut because i don't do that stuff ✌😎

josh is secretly fattening up tyler because he is scared that tyler is going to leave him, so he wants to make tyler so fat no one else would want him

"um, your hand is, it's...." "on your crotch? yeah, i know." "oh okay, cool." at a party, josh and tyler bond over a sexual game of twister. tyler falls in love with josh but josh doesn't "do" relationships.

not actually just for the hoes, these are complete life necessities *a lot of the idea's come from the internet, but i do use a lot of these as well

Love. Grow. Glow. The book to help you grow up into beauttiiiiiifuuuuuuuullllll and confident chick who knows her ish. This is a self care book to help you feel absolutely fabulous💪✨

Random xD

he was told to always stay away from the crybabies, especially the one with the red hair and tattoos, but you know what? he's never been the one to listen. fem!tyler badboy!josh -slightly based on the movie crybaby-

❝anything you say can and will be recorded as an overheard quote.❞ the first collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 2/16/19 completed: 7/1/19 book 2: actual legends! (https://my.w.tt/cZN1c6oSW5) book 3: chaotic energy! (https://my.w.tt/T94wEP8RW5)

[+JOSHLER] ❝Don't matter what you say, don't matter what you do, I only wanna do bad things to you.❞ ♡ Tyler Joseph, the "goody too-shoes" isn't as good as he appears. Joshua Dun, the "bad boy" is just as bad as he sounds. Their relationship is very on and off, but then again their relationship is more of a friends with benefits type of relationship.

Gwen Matthews is a quick-witted, feisty 17-year-old, the exact thing Kyle Reece- the son of the fourth richest man in the world hates. She's rude, irrational and doesn't accept defeat, especially to a certain blonde-haired, blue-eyed god who is under the impression the world revolves around him. He's arrogant, impulsive and a complete jerk- to put it simply, he's everything Gwen hates. To top it off, she has a crazy Aunt and a personal parole office whose mission is to follow Gwen across the world...literally. Even though Gwen and Kyle find themselves as instant enemies, Gwen can't help but be stuck in awkward- but mostly, humorous (for us) situations with her neighbour. What she is not aware of is that Kyle and his rich family have a darker past that's she's been led to believe. So dark, that her own life could be at risk.