Alice Potter's Hogwarts letter came six years too late. She is totally new in this world of magic and gets a tutor who needs to help her catch up for everything she missed... Draco Malfoy. What happens though if your tutor is a really annoying but handsome jerk? And what if you fall for him? On top of that she finds her long lost brother she didn't even know existed.
Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.