"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

☾in which an orange haired boy falls in love with his mint haired friend.☽ © whaelien 2016 #103 in fanfiction-06.19.16 started-05.14.16 completed-06.26.16

Yoongi's new assignment leaves him with a bitter taste in this mouth, as he watches the guy across the street. His hair parted in the middle, a pretty chestnut color which compliment his slightly darker doe eyes. Yoongi sighs, and braces himself for the next 100 days, with this Park Jimin.

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

"They say when you love someone, you'll do anything in the world for them. Even break the rules of love, in some cases..." |ψ|Book 1: Purity || j.jungkook |ψ|Smutty 18+ content |ψ|Angst |♕|Cover created by @lantic ♡ |ψ|Sorry Folks, new username.

"Angry sex is the best sex." Just to remind you that playboys have hearts too. winner of The Fiction Awards 2019 as Best Fanfiction and Best Overall story. Highest Ranking: #1 in Fanfiction

Kim Namjoon and Kim Seokjin are room mates and best friends. But they want to be more. A/N: This has mature themes and language. Don't read if you don't like it. This is probably really cringy but ya know, I got bored. Sorry that they're short. I'm not creative.

Top: Bts // Bottom: Yoongi Yoongi paired with all the Bts members - Smut - Boyxboy - Mature content - Oneshot - Lemon - Fluff - Escalations of 0-100 real quick Yoongi as bottom in relationships are gold🏆✨ Stories may or may not be revised...

Requests are closed! I will be writing every weekend because of schoolwork! Highest rank: 13 in fan fiction!