completed as of september 20 2018 any mistake under the influence of alcohol can have dire consequences. this one, fucks up your life, as well as makes it a whole lot better.

completed december 16 2018 eh self explanatory, you've gotten this far so just read the damn thing

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completed june 25 2018 a car accident leaves eric cartman with severe head trama. and while he didn't remember at first, he does now and is falling for a certain ginger.