completed december 16 2018 eh self explanatory, you've gotten this far so just read the damn thing

A bunch of South Park, character X character oneshots~!

these are some of my shitty opinions that nobody cares about

It's all normal in South Park. But of course we can't have that, so things escalate from 1 to over 9000 when Cartman gets kidnapped. Kyle slowly realizes his, guh, tiny feelings for Cartman, which grow as time without him goes on. Then he goes on a quest to find Cartman and all that. (It might take a while until it's finished because I'm lazy and I like to take long breaks) Cover art by me. (Plz don't take down the cover I was really crazy with the blood okay) (Bad language warning: duh) Characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

This story follows kyle as an elf who grew up in a human village, he was friends with the future king and the princess until something happend..... Hope you enjoy this story :3 Also credit to sleepyeule on tumblr for the idea

A romance between two polar opposites, friendships bloom and are crushed, drama ensues. It all started at a miserable sleepover. {Now with hints of crenny, creek, and one-sided stenny!}

Now Kyle and Cartman don't have to keep it a secret of their relationship. Their secret is now out and Stan knows. Boy X Boy Don't like Don't Read!

Everyone has a backstory they don't want to share, and these stories always reveal why the present is how it is. Eric Theodore Cartman was a bully. A racist, fat, sexist, manipulative, basterd. No one liked him, yet no one knew why he was like this. Only him. All up until Kyle finds it out. SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE.

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