"You're just a rich bitch, and I hate you." But in fact, he really, really didn't. (I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13, PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND)

He doesn't want to be seen; he wants to be known.

eunoia (n.) beautiful thinking; a well mind. In which Calum can read people's thoughts.

Calum did something bad; but new kids never find out until it's too late.

In which two painfully straight boys kiss.

"Here's the kicker - I ain't fuckin' gay." In which Calum's manager proposes a relationship so the media deem him more desirable when charges of assault are laid against him.