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WRITERS TRILOGY BOOK 1 Masayang nagsusulat si Venny sa Wattpad. Everything was going well for her hanggang sa nilamon siya ng inggit at ninais na maging sikat na manunulat. Started: September 2018 Ended: December 23, 2018 Photo by Mikhail Nilov on Pexels

[ COMPLETED ] Inosente at wala akong pake sa paligid ko. Hindi ko alam kung anong dapat kong gawin kapag binubully nila ako. Hindi ako marunong lumaban dahil hindi ko alam kung paano. Isang hindi ko inaasahang araw pala ang dadating sa buhay ko na ang isang nerd na binubully lang ng lahat ay magiging demonyo sa kanyang pag babalik. They made me like this! Panahon naman na siguro para lumaban ako sa lahat ng nang aapi sakin. Wala akong pakealam kung sino ang babanggain ko buhay ko man ang maging kapalit nito. I kill without mercy! They deserve it! They are not worthy to live! Welcome to hell! I hope you will enjoy your stay here! ----

"Huwag kang magtaka kung palagi akong nakangiti kapag kaharap ka, your smile is equal to a bucket of tears, a pond of heartaches and an ocean of pain. You will always be my unrequited love." Ano ba ang mas masakit? Iyong niloko ka? Iyong pina-asa ka? O, iyong pagmamahal na hindi ka niluluko, hindi ka pinapaasa dahil hindi rin niya alam? That's unrequited love. Yelena loved Grayzon ever since she learned the meaning of love, but he loves her bestfriend too. When he went abroad, he left her wounded but she tried her best to forget her feelings for him. Akala niya ay nakalimutan na niya ang nararamdaman niya para sa lalaki pero mali siya. He is back... with a knife that is slowly slicing her heart into pieces again because he is still madly and desperately in love with her best friend. Hanggang kailan siya ngingiti kung ang totoo, sa bawat pagngiti niya ay walang katumbas na sakit ang namamayani sa puso niya. Will her love for him will always be an unrequited love? RE-UPLOADED: OCTOBER 24, 2019 A/N: Re-uploading all the chapters PUBLISHED: Fairy Publishing House

"You can never hate me Yvonne, you can never hate the one you love. That's my curse and that's the deal. Don't deal with the devil." Yvonne is already contented with her work not until she made a deal with her boss, the handsome devil himself Reigan Buenaflor. Kaya lang ay mukhang siya ang naging paborito nito pagdating sa power tripping nito. He might look like an angel but he is a devil incarnate in the making. Halos ayaw nito ang lahat ng bagay na may kinalaman sa kanya. What's wrong with her old fashion clothes, old-fashion glasses and her neatly tied hair. It's pretty normal but for him she's abnormal. How can she resist the temptation of killing her devil boss when she needs something from him? When she needs to deal with him? RE-UPLOADED: OCTOBER 25, 2019 PUBLISHED: Under FPH

Isang Lalaking May Maladiyablong ugali... Bakit nga ba siya nahulog sa lalaking ubod ng sama at demonyo ng ugali...? Yan lagi ang nasa isip ni Maureen Lacson... at ang lagi niyang tanong ay..... WHY....... " IM FALLING INLOVE WITH THIS DEVIL " ___ Anak po ni Davin at Nathalia si Ace Damon Falcon. At ang twins niya po ay Si Dave Falcon. ___ hi Guys ! i hope you'll read and like this my story ^.^ by the way im sorry for wrong grammar and.wrong spelling ! Im Not Perfect Copyright © 2017 PrincessDonalyn18 Allright Reserved

Kilala niyoba kung sino si Dave Falcon ? Well siya lang naman ang kakambal ni Ace Damon Falcon na anak ni Nathalia Addison-Falcon at Davin Falcon. Isa siyang sikat na badboy na Falcon University kung saan ang mga mayayaman ay duon nag-aaral. Mahilig siya sa mga away. Mahilig magpaiyak ng babae. At mahilig magpahiya ng mga mahihinang estudyante. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon may babae siyang makikilala na lapitan ng mga lalaki... At sa hindi niya malamang dahilan ay nagseselos siya sa mga lumalapit dito... Dito na kaya lalabas ang totoong Dave Falcon ?... ang pagiging ... ...." Possessive Dave Falcon " ___ ( MDH series 3#) Dave Falcon and Faith Ann Lorenz Copyright © 2017 princessDonalyn18 Allright Reserved

My Fake Boyfriend Is A Gay - Kyle Lucas Hernandez > Remember si Kyle a.k.a. Kyla (^___^) nasa Isa ko po siyang story sa I'm Slave With My Idol ! nandito na po ang story niya hihihi ! Wala lang gusto ko lang talaga siya igawa ng sariling story hihi... I hope magustuhan niyo to ! thank you .__ Copyright © 2017 princessDonalyn18 Allright Reserved.

Phoenix would rather stay rooted in Baguio and work his ass off rather than experienced the buzzing life in the center city. He would rather bury himself with work in his kingdom rather than to go out and have some dirty fun like his lunatic friends. He would rather feel the cold damp weather than to feel the heat in the center city. He hated traffic. He hates noisy street. He hates hot places. He fucking hates everything that has something to do with the big buzzing city. ... then everything changes... And those changes were not acceptable to him. Not in a lifetime. CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | P-18 COMPLETED

Titus Morgan had only three important things in his life. His friends, his mother and the wealth that he was trying so hard to own. Worried by his friend's welfare, pressured by his father's constant reminder of the well-being of his mother and not to mention the dispute between him and his arrogant half-brother...he had a lot of things in his mind, a lot of plans and a lot of anger, he has no time for distraction like seeing his ex-girlfriend again after five long fucking years. Titus knew that he should stay away from his ex. Why? Because he had a mission, darn it! But he just couldn't help himself. Five years later, he was still smitten with her, he still want to hold her, kiss her, touch her and fuck her. And no one can stop him. No one. But things don't usually go according to what he wants, Titus knows that from experience. So when things started to go south with his ex, he knew he's in trouble. And it's the kind of trouble he wanted to avoid, especially now that he had important things to do than cuddle with her. But even though his mind is shouting at him to move and do what he needs to do, his body won't let him. It wanted to stay rooted with the woman he hated and he wants more of her. And that 'more' includes hugs, kisses, emotions and a lot and lots of sex. CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | R-18 COMPLETED