Short dark humor for those who understand.

Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised. (Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)

Saiko Takahashi,sounds like a psycho,is a psycho what a perfect name! You are a famous teenage singer in Kawasaki,and Saiko has been your best friend for a long time and has supported you when you were both In Youchien,but Saiko has been acting weird when she turned 11,you asked her what was wrong and she never answered,still to this day you don't know what's happening with Saiko,you noticed that she would leave school when everyone's gone,she started becoming controlling. And your family are extremely strict and like things traditional, what will happen when they find out you aren't heterosexual? Can you find out what's the matter with your best friend? ( good at chap five btw) Also you will get four endings

You just moved to England from (C/N) with you little sister, mom, and step-dad. But the house you're moving into just so happens to be the house of a murders in the 1800's. Not a single soul has lived in that house sense....or so you thought. Image by: SUCHanARTIST13 on deviantart Character by: Snuffbomb (check out his YouTube channel) Story by: Me :3

Laughing Jack befriends a young boy named Sammy. Sammy has abusive parents and a strange sister who is always off by herself. Laughing Jack immediately takes a liking to the girl. This is a Laughing Jack and Reader story. Hope you enjoy!! Sammy is my character, controversy to the disclaimer. Laughing Jack belongs to his creator. You belong to you. Or Laughing Jack. ;) The cover photo is not mine. I added the words, but the picture in general is not mine. There is going to be mature material in this story. I just wanted to warn you. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in the story. This is not for profit, only for amusement.

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You make him feel happy! Y̷̫͆o̴̰͒ú̸̻ ̷͎̓m̶̙̚a̵̘̔k̷̛̗e̸͓̒ ̵̣̏h̴̼͛i̷̘̔m̴̫͌ ̵̰̈́f̵̻̀ê̴̘ȇ̴̮l̵̺̉.̵̖͋.̷̩̿.̴̛̬w̵̼͝a̷̞͌r̵̹͗m̷͈̆.. He wanted to become a hero with you! H̴̲̖̭͆ȇ̴̢͈̜ ̸̢͙̫́͝b̴̧̩̺͗̋ẽ̵̪̏ͅc̴̣̹͝ǎ̴̮̽m̸͈͕̊ě̷̜͉͘ ̸̯̯̞̑ä̶̜̗́ ̶̩̗͖̌̂v̶͙͉̓i̶̮̮̩̎͗͝l̶̳̩̽̎͠l̴͎͖̅̌͘à̵͖̈͠i̵̺͎͆n̶̞̱̩̐͋̆.. You 2 have best friends since forever! H̷̡͆͂͠e̷̫̥̽ ̷̫̎̊ͅh̷̺̦̪͒̈͒a̵̹͊͌s̸̡͝ ̸̡͓̒l̴̲̝̔̆̓í̶̥̹͖̓k̶̭̗̝̄̄̄e̷̞̋͂d̶̨̧͊̈́͝ ̸̢̮̠̉̃̃y̶̢͎̯͐o̷̫͆̌ú̵̯͌̈ ̷̛̣̣̇è̸̱̩͚͠v̴̻͉̪͛è̷̥͔̏̔r̸̥̂̾̃ ̸̱̓́̇s̶̨̢̬̓i̴̟͚̠̚̚n̵͕̼̠͒͗͌ç̴̠̒͒̃é̷̢̱͍̓̓.̷̦̖͎͋̇̑.̸͈͓̉́͌.̸͍̤̞̈́ Sadly after an accident he disappeared.. Ḩ̷̛̳̹̙̘̇̈́͌̀͜e̷̢̗͑̂ ̵̛͓̲͙̻̊̏̓̾͝w̷̜͚͎̥̩̚ͅa̵͉͉̩̹͛̌s̷̪̲̄̿͜ ̴̲̅a̴̦̠̘͒̐̃̈̽̓l̷͉̰̟̥̑̐w̶̡̤͉̓̀́ą̸̢̟̪̪͚́̔y̶͖̘͙̻̒͊̌s̶̖̼͈͙̆͛͝ ̷̨̛̗̔̚w̶͖̤̯̼͐̍à̵̙͕̾̕͝t̴̝͖̩̀͗̅̆͊c̶̦̞̫̽̆͌͐͂̆ḣ̸̈̄̏̃̈́ͅǐ̸͓n̵͚̰̭̟̓̈́̈́̕g̵̺̼̳̿͘.̴̨̛̛͈͉̺̺̓̍͂̈́.̸̡̥̯͋̈́͊́͒.̶̜̞̯̔͐̊͠ ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

Okay i'm just doing this cause i love bnha and my favs are bakugo,todoroki and Villian Deku (I'm afraid if i say Todoroki is hot some chick in my closet will come and kill me😅) Anyway! i hope you enjoy this Lemon cause to me.......it's kinda good😁😁😁 #539 - bnha #56 - shouto #35 - todoroki

"Aww, were you hoping that the big bad alpha was going to fall in love with you~ How sad. Here princess, let me tell you a little something. Our alpha doesn't love anyone, so don't even try..." "She's afraid of me. She's scared of me." 'Monster' Jungkook werewolf x reader Highest Rank- # 1 in First story