They locked eyes from across the room as Bob took a moment to revel in the captivating stranger's incomprehensible sexiness. The sexy beast rolled over to the bar and parked beside him. "Heyyy bb g, you lookin fineeee." the drunken tomat slurred. "Wowsers, a'thank you very much." The spicy hot rod replied. "What's your name?" "Hush," Bob shushed him. "Tonight is tonight... Tomorrow is concept... Names are irrelevant..." "Aight..." The lust and angst-filled prequel to Crimson Lovers you never asked for. *Credits to Pixar (creators of Cars) and Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki (creators of Veggietales) for the creation of these beautiful characters. This fanfiction wouldn't have been able to exist without you.*

I write these ironically. This work of fiction is dedicated to Liz, who's writing me a kinky 30-part Danny Avidan x Reader. You're the best.

A VT Hosts fanfic about Bob and Larry, how they met, starting Veggietales, and other stuff (Also includes some personal Headcanons. If you have your own, that's great! ^^) Enjoy! (Also the drawing used for the cover is mine, just saying)

Read this it's amazing

Larry has been acting differently. Bob doesn't like it.

Jealousy and religion will not get in the way of boob the toomato and larr-ee the cutiecumber's super gay love to each other

After a intense dream, Larry wakes up and questions if his god is the true god, and then converts to Islam cause why not. 🕋🕋🕋

Veggietales fan fic (Since I am obsessed) Not a whole lot of descriptive smut, it is their "blooming" romance story. See what I did there? Hehe okay enjoy!

When sexy, middle aged scientist Bill Nye decides its time to pick up some produce, you'd never believe what he decides to plant in his vegetable garden. A Bill Nye and Veggie Tales fan fic.

"So much for being the fastest car in town!" Mater taunted, flaunting his famed move: backwards driving. Lightning glanced once again at Bob who sat at the edge of his seat, still radiating an optimistic energy. He turned back to look at Mater with an unsettling expression. "Teeth are mouth bones." he replied. A tale of heartbreak, lust and drama that explores complex themes and tugs at your heartstrings. *Credits to Pixar (creators of Cars) and Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki (creators of Veggietales) for the creation of these beautiful characters. This fanfiction wouldn't have been able to exist without you.*