Please inform me of any instances where: It says Dipper and Mabel's birthday is in June and Stan and Ford's is in August It says Ford is the younger twin and Stan is older There are typos or misspellings When 12-year-old twins Stan and Ford are sent to Gravity Falls, Oregon for the summer, they discover some weird secrets about the town. Their Graunty Mabel says that it's nothing, but the twins don't believe her. Stan and Ford fight monsters and even encounter a demon, all side-by-side with their friends Fiddleford and Bella. (Yes, this does include my self insert/OC. Don't like, don't read)

"..Why is he looking at me like that?" Asked Draco, his voice hoarse after being slammed into the damn wall. He'd deal with Granger later. Snape turned around, realising that Potter was, indeed, staring longingly at Draco. Snape let go of his collar, watching as Potter stared at Draco, biting his lip. Literally. Potter had only ever stared at him like that in his imagination. Draco looked from between Snape and Potter, a horrified expression on his face. "Mate?" Asked Weasley, trying to walk closer to Potter, obviously taken aback at his odd behavior. Potter not taking his eyes of Draco, spoke; "Why do I have to fight the urge to fucking kiss Malfoy right now?" Warnings: Mature content. Cursing. Violence. Top; Draco Bottom; Harry

• WATTYS 2022 WINNER • When Iris Monet married millionaire Jared Darling, she had only one rule - that he could cheat on her with anyone except the household staff. This arrangement of theirs would have gone on quite happily if she hadn't caught him on the snooker table with their maid, and on their wedding anniversary night no less. Humiliated and more than a little drunk, Iris storms out of the house vowing never to return unless it's for a well-compensated divorce. But as the train trundles out of the city, she slowly calms down and quickly realizes that there's a problem. A big problem. Because the only thing Iris has ever done in her life is being a trophy wife. The prospect of unfunded singlehood on the cusp of her thirties is a horrifying nightmare she's unprepared to deal with. So naturally, when she lays eyes on who she thinks is the richest bachelor in Ryefair, Iris is more than ready to put her claws into him. Except, Satoh Akai isn't the richest bachelor in Ryefair - not by a long shot. And as someone who speaks better with animals than people, romance is the furthest thing from his mind. When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, anything is possible but one thing is certain - worlds will collide and hearts will burn. ✒ 17th November 2021 (start) ✒ 27th July 2022 (end)

"He is beautiful", I said, voice low. "You think so?" "Yes", I said. "He looks like the moon." Tobirama is suffering the aftermaths of a failed suicide attempt. Having tried to jump, he's been forced into psychiatric care escorted by police. In his mind is one thing - how to get out so he can complete his desire of death. In the same ward is a man of the name Izuna Uchiha, who suffers from autism entailing self-harm and intrusive thoughts. How will Tobirama's depression affect the highly sensitive Izuna? And will Tobirama be able to understand someone as neurodiverse as Izuna? Will their hearts heal, or shatter?

WARNING contains heavy mature sexual content, alcohol, drugs. Hashirama x Madara. "You lied to me..." "Madara, love, please listen, PLEASE..." "YOU LIED TO ME!!" There were tears in his eyes. The most precious thing I had veer laid eyes on. The most precious thing I had ever had. I had made him cry. I couldn't lose him. I couldn't live with myself if I lost him. "Take your pathetic excuses of friends and fucking LEAVE!" I craved it... The genuineness, the realness, the person that was HIM, and him alone. I was done with the facade that was my friends, my clothes, my poise, my life. My real life was HIM. And he asked me to leave. Madara is a first-year law student mourning the death of his younger brother Izuna who died in a heroin overdose. Hashirama is a fifth-year law student, the best in their highly regarded university, but he feels there is something off with the way he's living his life. Enter an alternative, clumsy raven boy with a thick mane of black hair and you get magic...

Welcome to Anderion, more commonly known as the Kingdom of Autumn Fire, where the elves have ruled for thousands of years, oppressing the humans who live in the kingdom for their own gain. Currently on the throne sits a king of the name Tobirama, who faces one of the most challenging times any elven king has had to endure for eons as the humans prepare to attack. In the frontline of the humans, we have Izuna, a plain young man who initially refuses to go into war after what king Tobirama did to his brother. But Tobirama, despite his distaste for humans, will soon realise that Izuna will be more useful on the side of the elves... Step into Sommergymnastica's first fantasy novel to experience mineral creatures, crystals who are alive, magical forces used for battle, mesmerising elves and fierce humans. And a love story that you will late forget. Step into Anderion and indulge.

#1 in #yaoilemon. WARNING: Heavy mature sexual content. Tobirama x Izuna. "It's just one thing, Izuna..." "What?" "The man... He doesn't speak. He's mute." Izuna is a singer, a rising star that is aspiring to take on the big theaters and concert arenas. For now, he's happy with the little pubs, the intimate audience in the smaller theaters. He has his idol, though, by the name Tobirama Senju... A world-famous concert pianist who is highly sought-after and extremely private. So when Izuna is invited to sing with him as the pianist during a huge charity gala, he can't decline. There's only one problem... Dedicated to @pikatachi for the singer idea, and @noonaa67 for her undying support.

The circus was full of intoxicating smells. Popcorn. Caramel. Smoke. And the smell of Izuna's perfume. Having escaped the depression caused by his engineering career, Tobirama joins a circus as the technician. In his normality, he fades into the background, slowly finding his way back to himself. But there's a different reason he joined this particular circus. A magician of the name Hashirama Senju. Who is the man? And who is his lover, the black-haired contortionist Izuna? And why is Izuna constantly covered in burns and bruises? Who is doing that to him? Or is he doing it to himself? Step into the tent of the sensual travelling circus Sundance, where dreams come true, be them good ones... Or nightmares.

HASHIRAMA X MADARA. Sommergymnastica's 2021 Advent calendar book, one for each day in December until Christmas of our favourites Hashirama x Madara. In a world stripped down to politics, Hashirama and Madara are working on the opposite sides of the political spectrum. Hashirama, racist and white, speaks for the abolishment of the rights provided for immigrants. Madara, from Japan, speaks for warmth, openness, and giving all immigrants an equal chance. As political enemies, they will indulge in political Christmas parties, hot days in parliament and seductive debates, all the while the world outside is trying to attract them with Christmas lights and hot chocolate in the snow. But unbeknown to them, they have something in common that may tear them apart, or bring them closer together...

My fingers delicately traced the scars on his back. In the soft morning light, they looked brutal, and I knew they would never disappear. Some were older, clearly having been there for years, creating thick chains upon his skin. Others were raw, completely new, blood still pouring from them when he moved so that he stretched them. As he lay on his stomach snoring softly, I hugged his back. I hugged him from behind, burying my face in the scar tissue and the blood. Izuna is a newly graduated elementary school teacher who loves his job. Problem is, the little salary he gets goes to pay for the care of his brother, who is terminally ill. Every day, he struggles with the fatigues of poverty and everything that comes with it. Tobirama is a priest struggling through a life of physical self-sacrifice. The two of them will hit each other like two trains in a frontal collision.