"your order will be getting to you shortly." "sweet, thanks! bye, i love you!" "i love you too!" "..." © zaynkillers, 2015 (cover made by mclahey)

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

❝ dear diary, there's this boy at school, and everyday I can't help but admire him from across the room... ❞ © hemmkinks

"you've never had sex, but you're pregnant? so, you're like... the virgin mary?" "actually, my names lily."

"It's not gay, if it's in a threeway." the story of two closeted lesbians and the guy who was gullible enough to go threesies with them copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to bae @arcticpeters

"Calum, I'm old enough to be your mother." "Then fucking show me how much of a woman you are." who's your mommy? ranked #229 in fanfiction- 5.3.15 copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to my hoe @arcticpeters

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

in which Luke Hemmings gets closer to a fan using smut. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

I didn't kill her. I swear. © rainwater (I wrote this in 2014 at the age of 15, not the best)