❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

"You should be careful, Y/N." Taehyung says, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his legs, tucking his chin into his palms. "He's the meanest son of a...mother who's ever lived." He shakes his head, sighing. "And he's the one who got you into this mess in the first place." You pat your best friend's knee comfortingly, brushing his fluffy ash gray from his forehead. "He's also the only one who's standing with me, Tae." You say, before quickly adding, "Aside from you, of course. And also, there's the project that started it." You roll your eyes. Yoongi enters the room at that very moment, eyeing you two warily. "Why are you so suspicious about me?" He asks Tae, wearing his usual cold expression. "You know I don't give a-" "No swearing." The gray haired boy interrupts him, sighing. "How'd you assume we were talking about you anyway?" The blue haired boy shrugs, quickly glancing at you before looking away. "Well, I'm the one who's partnered with Y/N for the project." He says, plopping down on the couch next to you, and winking at Taehyung. "Plus, I'm the only guy who you can came pretty close to cussing out." _______ A story where shit goes crazy. WARNING: A mix of crazy, YOLO, party, playboy and gay. With added projects, teachers and gangs. And of course, sugar and ocean. Book one. Highest Ranking: #2

"What the hellhounds??" "Oh Satan's butt, what have we done??" "I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" ☽✧ ✦ ✧☾ In which three adolescent demons screwing around with an Ouija Board accidentally summons a human. ©Kiki 2019© ➢AU ➢Romance/Drama ➢Fantasy ➢Low-key crackfic Highest Rankings: #1 in JIMIN #1 in TAEHYUNG #1 in KPOP #4 in BTS #4 in Fanfiction Thank you guys for 2 million!! 💕 **Started: February 16, 2019** **Ended: April 24, 2019**

"Jimin...I have to tell you something." "What is it?" "I um...I'm p-pregnant..." His face suddenly contorts with both confusion and disgust as his head tilts to the side, his dark eyes beginning to swirl with deep agitation. "And that has anything to do with me...how?" "Well....you're the father." "Wait....say what now?" Best Ranking: #1 in #bts #1 in #parkjimin #1 in #jimin #1in #jk #1 in #romance #1 in #jeonjungkook #1 in #bangtan JiminxReader Fanfiction All Credit For Cover Goes to BTS and BIGHIT Entertainment

You look up at the scoreboard with fury in your eyes. Second place, again. Chest heaving and hands balled into fists, you look over to your left and grit your teeth. Jimin smirks at you with his perfect white teeth, hatred boiling in your blood the minute your eyes land on him, his voice smooth as silk when he speaks. "Maybe next time." Best Ranking: 🏆 #1 in #fanfiction 🏆 #1 in #taehyung #1 in #Christianchimchim #1 in #Iceskating #1 in #Jimin #1 in #jin #1 in #parkjimin #1 in #jungkook #1 in #seokjin #1 in #chimchim Jimin×Reader All Credit for cover photo goes to BTS and Bighit Entertainment ♡

HIGHEST RANKING : #2 in fanfiction OMG ?? (May 08, 2018) ❤️????❤️????❤️???? His cute personality was all just an act for you to worry about him and to let you take care of him. He was very in love with you and wanted your full attention on him. The truth is his true self is a very mature, manly and sexy too.

*cover created by biaswrecker_tae start & end: 2014-2015 (I was like 13 when this was written lol that's why it's... interesting -2020 me).

Jung EunMi lives a life with an annoying freak, Jeon Jungkook. EunMi hates Jungkook, and Jungkook hates EunMi. A love-hate relationship. Read to find out what happens. I know this doesn't sound so interesting because I don't know what to write to make you people interested, sorry. ★Please do not plagiarize★ ☆This is also my first story so I won't be that good at writing xD but I hope you guys enjoy☆

"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘸𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴? " Boss!Jungkook AU in which an ambitious teen lands her dream job at Seoul-based computer company JJK. What Kim Y/N isn't prepared for is her flirtatious, arrogant young boss - dangerously gorgeous and an inexorable womanizer. The moment she meets him, she knows she's in deep shit. • [Rating: T] Completed on 18th June, 2018.

"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat