"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

the title says it all !!

"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #5 (13/02/17) © 2016 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for that blurry eyesight of yours to be treated by a guy your own age." "My own... oh no." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #4 (03/04/16) Wattpad Featured Story (July 2017) © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

The world's clumsiest girl and the world's first class spy? They should never cross paths. But, somehow, Olivia and Will are stuck together if they want to go home and the personality clash is explosive. While Olivia is clumsy, outgoing and happy, Will is serious, arrogant and hostile. They hate each other, but Olivia's big mouth and clumsiness lands them in a whole lot of trouble. Hiding out from enemy spies, fist fights, stealing? Easy. Falling in love? Not so easy. Completed December 2013.

in which Dy loves to rant to you and tell you weird af stories.

When a group of people dressed for Comicon confront Percy he decides to let his friends join in the fun. After all who else would you call if a group of judgmental heroes arrived at your house? What each side believes to be an easy battle turns out to be a little more difficult than planned. With sanity on the line the two groups must find a way to coexist before the tear each other apart with petty battles.

Hebrew Translation Now Available ******** "You've literally just copied Hera, seriously aren't you gods inventive enough to come up with your own ideas?" Percy raised an eyebrow at the goddess. The woman shrugged, "Hera didn't copyright it. I have every right to borrow her idea." ******** To Exchange is to: Give something and receive something of the same kind in return. Or to Give or receive one thing in place of another. ******** A War is: A state of armed conflict between different countries or different groups within a country. Or A state of competition or hostility between different people or groups. Or A sustained campaign against an undesirable situation or activity. ******** An Ending is: A final part of something, especially a period of time, an activity, or a story. Or Coming or bringing of a final point; finishing. Or The furthest or most extreme part of something. ******** Highest Rankings #2 in #Jackson ******** Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Heroes of Olympus or Harry Potter characters. They belong to Rick Riordan and JK Rowling. The cover art belongs to the respective artist. But I edited them together and made the cover itself.

A/N: [COMPLETE!!!] a new Hunger Games fanfic about crazy things to do in the Hunger Games. I hope you enjoy and let me know what ones are your favourites and if you have any suggestions I would love to hear them. :D

What if Katniss never volunteered for Prim? What would her story be like? Most likely, she would have been killed by one of the career tributes. But what if the odds really are in her favor? Read Prim's story, as she is picked for the 74th annual Hunger Games to fight to the death. This is a fan-fiction story based on the novel "The Hunger Games" by Suzanne Collins. *Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to the characters, ideas, plot, dialogue, and whatsoever. All rights go to Suzanne Collins, the author of the original book, The Hunger Games. This is just a fan-fiction novel based off the novel. Please take note that if you haven't read the books (or watched the movies), this might be a bit hard to understand.* first draft ©2014 illiterate-writer revision ©2018 illiterate-writer cover ©2015 Thethreesisters