"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...
"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for th...
The world's clumsiest girl and the world's first class spy? They should never cross paths. But, somehow, Olivia and Will are stuck together if they want to go home and the personality clash is explosive. While Olivia is clumsy, outgoing and happy, Will is serious, arrogant and hostile. They hate each other, but Olivi...
When a group of people dressed for Comicon confront Percy he decides to let his friends join in the fun. After all who else would you call if a group of judgmental heroes arrived at your house? What each side believes to be an easy battle turns out to be a little more difficult than planned. With sanity on the line...
Hebrew Translation Now Available ******** "You've literally just copied Hera, seriously aren't you gods inventive enough to come up with your own ideas?" Percy raised an eyebrow at the goddess. The woman shrugged, "Hera didn't copyright it. I have every right to borrow her idea." ******** To Exchange is to: Give somet...
A/N: [COMPLETE!!!] a new Hunger Games fanfic about crazy things to do in the Hunger Games. I hope you enjoy and let me know what ones are your favourites and if you have any suggestions I would love to hear them. :D
What if Katniss never volunteered for Prim? What would her story be like? Most likely, she would have been killed by one of the career tributes. But what if the odds really are in her favor? Read Prim's story, as she is picked for the 74th annual Hunger Games to fight to the death. This is a fan-fiction story based...
A series of one-shots in different alternate universes with the existence of soul bonds.... and not everyone likes the soul-bond system. Universes may be reused. Each chapter has around 5000k-1000k words. The genre of each story is indicated in the beginning of the story (and it is explained via comment). Explanations...
Wang Li Xun, the Crown Prince, goes out hunting for the Celestial Flower to save his mother from a terminal illness. When he nearly dies from the attack of a mythical beast, he is saved by a mysterious boy who lives in the mountains. To repay his kindness, Li Xun offers the boy a place to stay in his royal palace and...
Chatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
