Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

If I had to describe myself in three words they would probably be "lacking of fucks." I just can't bring myself to care all that much about things. I tried, I really did. I searched high and low for a fuck to give but alas, none could be found. My (only) friend Dion calls me a cynic but then again I only call him when I'm looking for an easy lay. I do know someone who actually does give a fuck though. Someone who cares a whole fucking lot about everything, especially about Dion. Personally I find him annoying but he's paying me to get him into Dion's pant's by the end of the semester and frankly I really need the cash. With the help of an evil (and seemingly bipolar) school president and a socially inept millionaire who has his heart set on my cock-slut of a bestie I somehow manage to completely fuck everything up but like I said, I don't care. ...fine maybe I do but just a little.

The last 10 chaps will be taken off from the book so it will be a really long sample lol. Find it on Amazon! =^.^= [WARNING there is BOYXBOY action in this story so if you don't like it DON'T READ IT!] Awesome cover by AEBauer! Aiden is your average seventeen year old senior with crazy best friends and a very supportive familiy. Aiden is what most people would like to call a 'closet gay' for his own personal reasons. He's goes through high school doing what he knows best; being invisible. But everything changes when his cousin comes to stay while his parents are on some sort of business trip together which could be weeks even months. Now his whole world is turning upside down... again and the only person that can help him is Liam Jacobs, the star quarterback the most popular and definitely most straightest guy in school. There's NO WAY! But what Aiden doesn't know is that Liam has a secret and he's trying his best to fight it but how long will that last?

Echo Nightshade is not your average elf. Really, she's not an ordinary... well... anything. She craves adventure, and to venture beyond the borders of her beautiful prision. When she accidently stumbles across a band of thirteen dwarfs in an unknown hobbit hole, she embarks on a dangerous journey that will put all her skills to the test, and maybe even make her question her own existance. This band of dwarfs and odd little hobbit are about to change her life, but for better or worse?

Susanna McGufrey, or Suzie, is a shy, constantly harassed redhead who loves to isolate herself with music. But she is always brought back into reality when odd occurrences seem to follow her wherever she goes and her peers at school always makes fun at her because of these odd phenomenons. Just when she thought life coudn't get any worse, she is attacked by an abnormally large wolf after running off into the forest near her home, a wolf that also bears characteristics of a human. After the incident she later discovers a secret passageway in the forest that leads to a realm filled with magical beings and creatures of a secret society. Suzie soon learns what she is, and what she has recently become.