An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

"What the hellhounds??" "Oh Satan's butt, what have we done??" "I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" ☽✧ ✦ ✧☾ In which three adolescent demons screwing around with an Ouija Board accidentally summons a human. ©Kiki 2019© ➢AU ➢Romance/Drama ➢Fantasy ➢Low-key crackfic Highest Rankings: #1 in JIMIN #1 in TAEHYUNG #1 in KPOP #4 in BTS #4 in Fanfiction Thank you guys for 2 million!! 💕 **Started: February 16, 2019** **Ended: April 24, 2019**

"The world is ending in 7 days and I'm going to die beside the most dysfunctional idiot that has ever graced the face of this Earth." A smile tugs the corners of Taehyung's lips and she can see her own reflection in his eyes, glittering with the bright lights reflected from the street. It's funny how we only notice how beautiful the smallest details can be when we know it'll all fade away to dust soon. Taehyung's voice resonates in her ears, a deep humming interlacing it as he says, "We're all going to die." He says it like he's already resigned to his fate, to the fate of the world. It sounds like a death sentence until he raises both hands above his head and does a single loud clap. "But we're going down with a bang." Or: That one cliché au where world is ending; a lonely girl and a drunkard boy decide to clear up their mistakes and make their remaining days worthwhile. WRITTEN FOR AND DEDICATED TO @hoperadio, my best friend and soulmate. i'm happy she could read this before she passed. "I honestly do not even know what to say. You took my worst nightmare/fear and turned it into this beautiful thing. This was so hard to read but I'm glad I did." - athenalovesff "First time I'm actually crying reading a book. And believe me, it's difficult as hell to make me cry." - taehyungtastykookies [COMPLETED] © whippednation 2019

They all wake up one morning with the biggest hangover ever, none of them being able to remember what happened last night. Not even how one of them ended up being dead. © stereoids. 2015. BTS | Park Jimin AU | DISCONTINUED. Highest ranking: #17 in mystery/thriller

A dare-devil commoner. A notorious, beastly Prince. His gentle brother. And an enraged Princess. When the four of them crossed paths, hell froze over. Oh, and a complicated love square between them was just a cherry on top. ♔◦☓◦☙◦♔ Gabriella Adler (Ella) was fearless, brave, and courageous. Nothing stopped her from grasping the Emperor of Dalia, King Ernest Haynes's attention in the most uncanny and daring of ways, not her gender and not her fear. Especially when he had the secrets and mysteries of her family buried deep inside of him. But that was just the dawn of the ultimate dusk that was about to blanket her skies. The everyday bickering collision with the bold, dominant, and teasing Crown Prince Theodore Able ( Jeon Jung-Kook) was not on her wish list; neither was falling in love at first sight with his charming and sweet brother, Prince Emmett Able ( Kim Tae-Hyung). Just when she thought life couldn't stab her with any more spears, came wrecking in the Dalai Empire's sole Princess, Irene Ernest( Bae Joo-Hyun). With a firm belief that she could put an end to the new-born infatuation that Prince Theodore, her love interest, had developed for Ella, Princess Irene vowed to pull them apart. Living together in a castle would have been fun if it weren't for Ella struggling each day to uncover her identity and if it weren't for the rest of them hiding a lethal plan up their sleeves. Things were deadly, and the mysteries unveiled were shocking. It was a dangerous game of chess and a fierce game of thrones. The first one to blink was the first one to lose. And the first one to fall in love was the first to slip away because the course of true love never does run smooth. ♔◦☓◦☙◦♔◦☙◦☓◦♔ Banners by : @sunalessiamoon and @LadySnowdrop

for·get-me-not /fərˈɡet mē nät/ 1. remembering someone 2. long-lasting connection 3. fidelity 4. true love *tutor!au* short chapters. [i do not own any of the gifs nor pictures in this book.]

Yisun neither wished to be a princess nor to live in the royal palace for behind those gates lies the most inhumanity she's ever seen, the worst murders she's ever witnessed and the cruelest family she's ever met. And all for what? The throne? Little does she know there's more to it than just the gold-embedded chair and the heavy diamond-adorned crown. "Me? King? I don't want to be King. If this is how it goes, if killing my own siblings makes me King, then I don't want to." OT7 --- Cover by: @skzflms ❤ Chapter Length: 1000-1500 Words Status: Completed [Reviewed by @ARILEZX on Bangtan Writers Reviews by @TheBTSWriters]

"You're naked." He nods. "And you came from the sky." He nods. BTS Jimin x Reader He fell from the sky. Now he's your responsibility. Completed. 2019.12.15

[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-" "I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago." "Oh, shoot!" Highest: 1 IN FANFICTION [COMPLETED]

In which Kim Y/N falls into the past from the present and meets a Prince who was cursed to never love. As she tries to figure out a way to leave this timeline, she unintentionally gets herself in trouble. Knowing nothing well about the past, Will she able to survive and claim her old life? Amazing cover made by @jeonomel