Everyone is hiding from something; a secret, a lie. Mine just happens to be a curse, one bestowed upon me before my first birthday; a curse that says I'm supposed to die before I turn sixteen. But that isn't going to happen, because I have a plan. You see, it's impossible to prick your finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel if you're locked in a cell.

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Recommended For Mature Audiences. (Swearing, gore.) When a zombie apocalypse hits LA, can the bunch of YouTubers survive? All they've got is gaming skills and jokes. Who knows? Tags: YouTube, Smosh, Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla, PewDiePie, Toby Turner, Tobuscus .

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.

Ever get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!

Sonnets by William Shakespeare 26 April, 1564—23 April, 1616