Forming a band and touring the world with one of the biggest bands is a dream. Sounds easy, but touring the world and performing every night while raising a three year old can be tricky. // All Rights Reserved © namelessvan

Hire the idiot, they said. It will be fun, they said. Adriana Martella is impulsive, bratty, and miserable. Nathan Byers is good-looking, charismatic, and cheerful. Adriana feels trapped in a life she doesn't want, but Nathan seems to think he's the answer to all of her problems, including her need for a replacement assistant. There's just one issue: Nathan seems to have fallen out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down. Hiring an idiot for an assistant is bad enough, but hiring an idiot for a fake boyfriend is simply unreasonable. No one in their right mind would make such a borderline-suicidal choice. Right? Wrong.

[one] in which a drummer and a songwriter find common interest in a coffee shop - along with something more that neither of them could have ever expected.

"She tore me apart," "I can mend you, I have glue in the form of kisses and cuddles." Ava's unextraordinary, Michael is a human manifestation of sarcasm, Luke was sculpted by angels and his girlfriend Rose may or may not be the spawn of satan.