Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

I'm sorry

Better out then in I always say

Tord goes over to shreks hosue, and admittedly....falls in love with the sexy creature oozing green slimey and lucious goo.

just two bros 5 inches apart because they're gay

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out