They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

My name is Scout Sophia Dixon. I am 15 years of age, and have lost many people within this world. I live in a messed up world, overtaken by the dead. Finding my way through, I try to keep my head together, trying as desperately as I can to survive. Now a days, the only one you can trust is yourself. One day, I hope to find somewhere to belong to, for my family are all dead or missing. I will do what I can in order to get what I want, even if it means I have to kill.

After losing her sister in a car accident, 25 year old Jessica Blackwell is broken, lost, and guarded. One man may the the only person to change all that. After meeting the actor Tom Hiddleston, Jessica has second thoughts about life and love. Tom may have some second thoughts of his own as well. Jessica and Tom have to learn to face the toughest obstacles, and get through them hand in hand. • This is Tom Hiddleston fanfic! My first time writing so please, take it easy on me. The story line sounds a little unoriginal but as you read, hopefully your perspective will change. • Warning you in advance, it isn't ALL about Tom and Jessica, there are other very important characters, that you will get to know. It also may make you shed a few tears. Sorry in advance!!! x. Ashley p.s Follow me on Instagram! @goddessofmischiefxx

In our society of geeks and fangirls, it is natural for us to quote our fandom, but when speaking these lines, it is significant to know when to use them casually. One does not simply just sputter a random line out of placement in the conversation. I, with this book, will help you. "I give you my word." - Thor Odinson (Thor 2011) See? I was able to promise to help you with that awesome Thor quote.