Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

You've heard the story of Rudolph, but have you heard the true version? Sure you know he saved Christmas do you know what got him there in the first place? I mean you know his pal Hermey, who wants to be a dentist, you know how the kids teased him, but do you really know the true story? In fact Rudolph didn't even want to save Christmas, he actually just wanted to see other locations and Hermey, well he's pretty much the same either way but he's a homosexual. Come and I'll tell you the true tale of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

Please, this is a joke. Dont take it too seriously.

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

He left. He returned. Yet left again with a frozen heart. -Note: This story is discontinuing-

I'm sorry

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