"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

"Let's make our own shade of purple with red and blue." mature content.

When Keith ran away from his clan, he didn't expect a group of Altean soldiers searching for slaves to bump into him. He didn't expect them to bring him to Altea and certainly didn't expect to meet the Altean Prince. mature content.

---Updates are continuing, but slowly--- Lance, the son of Aphrodite, is the jewel of his village. Beautiful, talented and quite the eye candy. He can make any man or woman swoon before him with his charm speak. Keith is a fierce warrior and is known for his great sword-wielding skills on the battlefield. He too is a beautiful man, said to be born from the fiery rage of Ares. However, Keith is immune to Lance's mystical charm speak, one of a kind so to speak. Lance takes this as a challenge to properly win over Keith. HAS SENSITIVE TOPICS IN LATER CHAPTERS! - Smut (has a warning) - Violence (sorta) - Language (not too bad, but definitely there) - Slight mention of rape (oof) I dunno why I didn't mention these before... I'm bad at this ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VOLTRON ISN'T MINE AND NEITHER IS ANY ARTWORK USED UNLESS SAID OTHERWISE! This is my first attempt at an ACTUAL fanfic. Not one-shot, full-on fanfic. The story will be as long as I want, BITCHES. Or if no one continues to read, I'll end it quickly.

---Updates are gonna continue, but they'll be slow--- When a rookie police officer, Lance McClain, answers a call regarding a potentially explosive drug deal, he first meets infamous criminal, Keith Kogane, and his affiliates in The Galran Cartel. Officer McClain is on the way to the biggest drug bust of the decade and coincidentally his first operation of this scale. One of the best dealers in the Northwest, Keith Kogane finds himself in the opportunity to make millions of dollars with just one deal. But the Galran Cartel doesn't uphold their end of the deal, taking the goods for themselves and fleeing. Not only do they take the drugs and run, but they rat Keith out to the police to tie him off as a loose end. Keith is marooned and left for dead. Little did either of them know that when their paths cross, their story will be far from over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I made a few edits. don't freak out. It's a cop AU, what do you expect lmao !Warnings! - Violence - Language - Smut (maybe?) - D R U G S (duh)

complete. this is very old work, think i was 13? so everything you will read is cringe. you've been warned i do read comments now and then. you lot are funny and i agree on the cringe. thank you.

i write about ezra miller and the characters he's played ♡

Herobrine silently floats above the ground, watching Steve mine some gold ore. Steve doesn't notice. Herobrine floats closser. Steve doesn't notice. Herobrine wraps his arms around Steve and turns visible. Steve screams and drops his pickaxe. "Don't be scared." Herobrine cooes. Steve struggles and breaks free. Herobrine steps away. ... ... ...

This is a Herobrine x Steve. I saw this so I was like hey why not?! Steve is the last human left. With nothing else to do, Herobrine takes a sudden interest in Steve. What will happen drone there? This is a boyxboy so be warned! I do not own any of these characters, I'm just borrowing them for a time being.... (P.S. The photos that go along with this book are not mine.) NOT FOR CHILDREN, I SUGGEST BEING ABLE TO HANDLE HARDCORE STUFF!!! Shiit. I just saw a medal thing on this??? Whaaaat???

Ever since she moved next door, Kevin can't stop observing her from afar. Urges of wanting to touch the specimen and feelings towards her makes him want to make her his..."My Beautiful Specimen Girl." WARNINGS: •Smut •Angst •Profanity •Violence •Gore(Implied/Brief) Please take into note that in this story Kevin will not commit the crime that he committed. However, I will try to stay close to his character as possible.