Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Are You Bored?! Then Read To Find Things do in this book. / I wrote this when I was 11 read at your own risk\

Use only if brain is falling out or you suffer from boredemitis - a mental state caused by one too many boring math classes. Hopefully, this will make your time during Algebra more entertaining! (Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injury or loss of life caused by attempting these. Do at own risk)

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