So, I've decided to try and write some MCSM oneshots. Because I felt like I needed it, besides, who doesn't like oneshots? Now, I DON'T write lemons. I don't take anymore requests. Sorry about that.

To satisfy your crippling depression! Idek anymore lol. These are also just funny stuff in general so please don't complain. These aren't my memes by the way so credit to the people who created them! ~PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED THESE AREN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS~ -Thank you~

Conversations between the characters that you didn't know you needed.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

So thanks AidenAndJesse also known as Aidesse for INSPIRING me to do this and UnderTale pun intended so pls ask or dare them but.... STAY AWAY FROM AIDEN SENPAI!!!!

Okay, I know that SO many people have done this already - even more than my other MCSM fanfic, but I wanted to have a go. I'll be in this, but mainly to read out the dares and questions. I mean, you can include me if you want - doesn't bother me. But please focus on the MCSM characters.

"I came up with this first one... ...And I have no idea what to do now!" -Lame quote by me when I first started this book

Thirsty for some Sword and Shield guys? You've come to the right place! A place where I now deliver lenghty stories about our favourite pokémon men of the 8th generation. You'll find yourself to be a part of the world I'll build and experience fluff, angst and smut. Tags, warnings and summarries are written at the beginning of every individual story. Enjoy, my friends! ♡ ~~~~~~ ☆ Credits ☆ • Pokémon and its characters @The Pokémon Company • Plot of stories @BloodyBritt26 • Non-canon characters @BloodyBritt26 • Cover: Bede and Allister's pictures @Doopliss on Zerochan • Cover: Raihan's picture @Insanemona on Zerochan

Wow that other description was old and I never changed it until now. Anyways hi, this is my Sword and Shield Oneshots book. Updates are kinda slow because y'know, life. Also why the fuck does this have 18k views-