Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys, is fine, free and on the rebound. One night at an awards show, he clashes with the lovely Lolita, lead of former up-and-coming band Fluorescent Adolescents (literally - he has the bruises to prove it). Feelings stir, the heels are off and she looks set to make his night very interesting indeed. But this girl refuses to follow the rules of being a one night stand. In a world of tours, press and paparazzi, could they ever last? You never know... [An Alex Turner/ Arctic Monkeys fanfiction]

"You're drunk. You're always drunk. You can't keep coming here." "I didn't know where else to go."