they call it a crush because that's what you feel when they don't like you back, crushed. 〔lowercase intended〕 copyright © | smohke 2014 | wattpad JUST WANTED TO BLATANTLY POINT OUT THAT I STARTED THIS WHEN I WAS 11 AND I AM VERY ASHAMED BUT AM NOT GONNA REMOVE THIS BECAUSE IT HOLDS FAR TOO MUCH SENTIMENTAL VALUE.

It's always the same every year, that one dreaded day. February 14th. But, this year, it's different. This year, Arizona May has a valentine. Specifically, a valentine who also has a dangerously sexy older brother. // humor #31 / short story #63 //

At Palmer High School, there is a game, of some sorts, in which every teen partakes in over the course of the four years. The game is simple, really, being that whichever student is able to get the most phone numbers by flirting wins the prize. And so far? There are six people in the lead, five of which are literally the richest people in the nation. And it gets better… there’s no one left in the school with an unknown number, except for the six, and the aforementioned five? Well, they’ve teamed up against Ana, and the stakes are high…

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A seventeen year old boy named Jacob meets his (potentially insane) birth father for the first time, and goes with him on a road trip to dig up Nazi war paintings, hoping for a quick million. Or billion. Whatever works. A story about loving the ones who raised you and forgiving the ones who didn't.

A story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ALLISON REED: THE MUSICAL - release date, SEPT 2013. STARRING: Allison Reed, Lydia Huntington II, and the renowned Toby Martin. LOGLINE: A bitter, intelligent teenage girl (Reed) is paired with a musical aficionado (Martin) to complete an English assignment on musicals. With the help of her striking best friend (Huntington), she comes to terms with the fact that, in spite of his exasperating episodes of musical-induced mania, the aforementioned musical aficionado may be a lot more okay than originally presumed. Coming soon to a theatre near you.

A body positivity movement, in which Belle Moore emphasises the beauty of our birthday suits.

a collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014

One day, Morgana decides to pick up a pen and write a series of letters addressed to those she loves and hates. In these letters, she reveals her deepest fears and darkest secrets, in these letters she tells of the only boy she's ever loved and in these letters she realises that nothing is ever as it seems, and after these letters, nothing will ever be the same again. (used to be named Thirty Letters) (Inspired by the 30 Day Letter Challenge)