Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.

WARNING! Contains Exaggeration. "I need you to impregnate me," she said tone serious. "What?!" "You heard me," she said again with a sigh, "I need you to give me a baby." Oliver wasn't expecting Khali one of the popular girls in school to ask him of such a request. What will he do? I guess you'll just have to read to find out.

Yuki Tokage is your average Sunagakure kunoichi- average abilities, average personality, average status. So when a certain S-rank criminal decides to hide out in her flat, Yuki's life is turned upside down. And when an accident reveals a few things about herself that she didn't even know, her supposed kidnapper becomes more possessive than ever. Hate, sanity and trust will be thrown around in this wild adventure of a girl and her 'danna', so hold onto your hats for a really twisted story of how a girl fell in love.

A fanfiction story carried on from Instructions On How To Love and King of Hueco Mundo.

Hitomi Kichida lives in Las Noches. She doesn't know why she's there or where she originally comes from, but she knows she's different then the rest of the Espada's. While there love triangles are made, mystery's unfold and at any moment everything can change.

Manami hasn't had an easy life and she finds it very hard to live with the emotions that she feels. She decides to lock up all her feelings and concentrate on making puppets that she is able to relate to. They slowly become her new family, but when she is taken by two Jonin from her aunt and forced to live with a woman named Chiyo and her Grandson, Sasori, she starts to feel the emotions she tried so hard to forget. Will she ever let anyone in? And what will become of her and Sasori? **I don't own any of the Naruto original characters, they belong to the wonderful Masashi Kishimoto. The plot and characters of my own making are entirely mine. Any art displayed in the story was also not mine, all credit should be given to their talented creators**

A parody narration of fairy tales... just for fun and not meant to be offensive or whatever.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!