-C'EST TRES BEAU, ai-je dit très fort. -JE SAIS. Il s'est assis sur un banc au bord de l'eau calme et je l'ai imité. Il a souri. J'ai souri. Le héron a souri. Son regard s'est posé sur moi et m'a détaillée très longtemps, si longtemps que j'ai pensé qu'il allait m'embrasser. Et puis je me suis souvenue que j'avais le look d'un camionneur texan et ça m'a rassurée. -Tu sais l'ami, ai-je dit au bout d'un moment, avant de te connaître, j'étais convaincue que tu étais le genre de type à associer chaque prénom de fille à une paire de fesses. Il a ri silencieusement. Dans ce havre de paix, au cœur de la nature, à la naissance du jour, s'élevait ma voix d'ogre. -Je suis contente qu'on soit amis. Il a eu l'air très ému. -Tu ne m'avais jamais dit un truc pareil. C'est cool. Jusqu'à présent, j'avais peur de n'être rien pour toi. C'est moi ou les garçons d'aujourd'hui n'ont plus grand-chose à voir avec ceux d'avant ? Ils ont besoin qu'on les prenne dans nos bras, qu'on tue les araignées pour eux, qu'on les traite d'amis... Pardon mais on est assez loin du Cyrano ou du Marlon Brando. -C'est la première fois que j'amène quelqu'un ici... M'a-t-il confié à mi-voix. Je ne sais jamais très bien quoi dire dans ce genre de situation très pacifiste. -Pourquoi moi ? -Parce que Angélique, je suis un âne et tu es ma carotte. #5 in HUMOUR Désolée, ce livre n'est malheureusement plus disponible sur Wattpad (après ses 4 années d'existence sur cette merveilleuse plateforme) car il sortira en librairie en avril 2019 (maison d'édition Fleurus) ! IL SERA PUBLIE SOUS LE TITRE : La grâce du dindon déplumé Tous droits réservés. Couverture by Great Victorius (qui est aussi une auteur fabuleuse !) Image de la couverture tirée de la série New Girl :)

When popular high school senior Beau Huntley caught himself in a mess with Pascal Griffin, a college student, he tried to work things out and make amends. Much to Beau's dismay, Pascal proposed another way to repay him: by tasking Beau to take his younger sister, the weird and demure music geek Piper Griffin, as his date to their high school senior prom. In under two months, Beau must try to win the friendship of Piper, albeit an insincere one. Throwing them into the world of high school full of drama, secrets, boring classes, and events like the high school prom, Beau will slowly discover that Piper, his schoolmate and former childhood friend, is really more than meets the eye.

Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to find out. Summer had planned a weekend of alcohol, bad decisions and horrendous photo’s which she would later un-tag herself from on Facebook. A whole weekend with her friends at the biggest party of the year, without any worries or parents telling her what to do. So how she ended up trapped in the school with a deranged psycho killing her classmates off one by one, she will never know. It wouldn’t have been as bad if she was trapped on her own. She would have been happier to face the lunatic solo rather than be trapped with a guy who kept using the life or death situation to make passes at her. His theory was being so close to death should definitely loosen her up, and by ‘loosen up’ he definitely meant ‘get naked.’ Along with his friends who between them had the IQ of a baby tree stump, an outcast who probably still had Spiderman bed sheets and the cheerleaders who were more worried about all the blood staining their new white jeans, they had to somehow make it out of there alive. And to think, Summer’s biggest worry that weekend was waking up with a brutal hangover… ©makeandoffer

"Go ahead," I said, backing up against the pink wall of the shop. "Do something other than glare at me." I waited. One, two, three seconds... and nothing. I raised my chin at him. "You're boring me, mute boy." He stepped closer. Leaned toward me as his gaze burned into mine. Then... ❀ ❀ ❀ After three months in juvenile detention, it's time for Romy Pereira to help out with her family's flower shop. And it's not all bad... until they hire Jack Michel to work beside her. He doesn't speak, communicating with glares and scowls instead of words, and seems to be more interested in literal rocks than other human beings. And with an ex-convict mother, her friends drifting away, and the flower shop falling apart, the last thing Romy wants to deal with is Jack's attitude. She'll forever praise the day he screws up big time and gets himself fired, but until that day comes, it's mostly one cold-hearted girl, her silent (but still infuriating) coworker, and a whole lot flowers. [word count: 100k] [originally written in 2014-2015; re-write completed 2020-2021] ❀ Rankings ❀ #1 in #badgirl #1 in #goodboy #1 in #flowershop #1 in #sociopath

When the quiet girl in Clayton Hugh's chemistry class comes knocking on his door at five in the morning barely covered up in her little pajamas, inattentive, and drooling like crazy, he has no choice but to take her inside. But once Lucy Walker wakes up inside a room she has never seen before wearing an over-sized t-shirt and gym shorts, you can imagine the pure panic setting in her. The subtle addition of Clayton entering the room shirtless doesn't help much either. After three years of fawning over him, leave it up to her sleepwalking to finally get Clayton Hugh to notice her.

Every story needs a catalyst. For Wren Jamison, it was Walter Quinn. * * * * * Catalyst. Science will tell you it's a substance that speeds up change. So I looked forward to the day I would stop being a sleeping in, semi-seriously homeschooled, number one Dave Franco fan girl. But I never thought that day would come so soon, so quickly – and I never figured that Italian sports cars, designer clothes and an army of girls ready to claw my eyes out would come with it. And what exactly did I need to do to turn from a completely nutty nobody to the kind of person everyone kept their eye on? Simple. Just Add Walter. Copyright © 2014 CrayonChomper

On her eighteenth birthday, Sasha Pierce's life tragically comes crashing down. Now, working at a Strip Club in New York City, her only focus is surviving from one day to the next-at least until a handsome stranger makes her an offer that she can't refuse. Everything about Jaxon Edwards draws her in. His charm, his mystery, and especially his simple request; to accompany him to his sister's wedding as his fake fiance and to live with him for six months in exchange for more money than Sasha could ever imagine. But, to top it all off, he also offers her a glimpse into a dark, secret lifestyle unlike anything she's ever experienced.

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

Adeline St. Clair, afraid that her father's desperate attempts for money might sully her any more than they already have, stows away aboard the notorious Poseidon's Curse ran by the treacherous pirate Flynn. Flynn Gaige, tired of living with what he considers a deformity, sets sail on the most dangerous voyage yet in search for a cure of his abnormality. How does the brutal pirate fare when he discovers an accident prone girl aboard his ship? Follow Adeline on her quest for freedom, love, and quenching her desire for adventure.

Available as an audiobook on audible, iTunes and wattpad band camp! Be sure to check the new version out to hear the characters come to life! "And rule number three, knock before you enter my room," I finished, moving my fore finger down with the instruction. His smirk widened as he leaned on my door frame. "What happens if I don't follow your petty little rules?" he asked. I narrowed my eyes. "You'll sincerely regret it," I warned but he merely grinned. "I take that as a challenge." Being the sister of Britain's most honored young scientist isn't something that Alex Simmons feels she can live up to. So, in protest of her parent's high expectations, she doesn't even try. That changes the day that she's forced to move in with her older cousin and his best friend to attend her final year of college. Living with one teenage male is hard enough, let alone a pigheaded,rebellious and drop dead gorgeous lodger. Asher Toms only has one goal and that is to reach the finals of his motorbiking championships. When Alex crashes into his life, concentrating on anything but his best friend's little cousin becomes increasingly difficult. As the pair grow closer through relentless bathroom battles, silly arrests and a set of rules to abide by, Alex figures out that there's a lot more to Ash than just a badass motorbike and a pretty face, some things in his past were meant to stay hidden. But what's a romantic adventure without a few obstacles?