How many layers does an onion have? It can have few, or many layers, but it doesn't matter because it's what makes the onion who it is. Think of yourself the same way.

Merida Dunbroch is an aspiring archer and outspoken tomboy so in her opinion the last class she needs to take in order to succeed in life is art. Her mother, unfortunately, disagrees. After a chance meeting with her polar opposite -skinny, intellectual Hiccup Haddock who would much rather be painting than being forced to carry on the family sporting tradition – the two students decide to switch places without their parents knowing. As quickly they both begin to excel in their new classes at Corona State College however, trouble unfolds, Merida gains a fierce athletic rival in Jackson Overland while Hiccup arouses the suspicion of fellow art student Rapunzel. Chaos, one memorable prank war and eventually an incredible friendship, follow. MODERN AU Also features Flynn, Toothiana, Elior, Stoick, Elsa, Anna, and possibly Merida's brothers.

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

This story has been discontinued. For the readers of The Newbie, you can now check out this story on @DJ_Frost 's profile. Thank you so much and also, please continue the support for this story.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-