*Completed* **Editing** Her father left when she was eight. Her mother went into a fit of depression, only coming out when her and her brother went to the magical school of Hogwarts. Serana Longbottom, along with her twin brother, Frank, go through Hogwarts, trying to deal with boys (and girls) and friendships. These friendships are tested, while new ones arise. While Frank has the adventure of a lifetime, meeting his future wife and making wonderful fiends, Serana meets Sirius Black, discovers truths she never wanted to learn, and faces trials no girl age should have to face. But Serana does and Serana always has done. Serana survives. *Starting in year four. Undergoing serious editing*

Harry Potter wakes up on an Island that he doesn't recognise. Suddenly he becomes an official Villain kid, gets renamed to Myles Potter and gains an adoptive sister and mother. The soon-to-be-king of Auradon brings five Villain kids to Auradon, and a certain evil wizard finds him... Drarry Draco is Chad Charming's adoptive brother, it gets explained later.

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**

Luna X Ginny / HP AU

Draco is ashamed of not having found a girl for him. But it's not his fault, he can't bring himself to even look at any girl other than the one that consumes his thoughts. The one with ash blonde hair similar to his and her nose stuck in the Quibbler.

WE WERE MAKING HISTORY; BREAKING RULES AND BREAKING FREE. [COS - DH] started: january 10 2016 completed: june 21 2016 disclaimer: i do not own harry potter. all recognisable characters and settings belong to j.k rowling. i only own patricia bolton.

The Battle of Hogwarts is over but that doesn't mean the torture and haunting will end. Find out how Luna Lovegood copes with the dangerous struggles life after war has in store and whether she'll ever question the brink of her sanity.

Ginny is romantically unhappy and decides to spend a day with Luna. I wrote this in little bursts late at night, so I apologize for any errors.