The Three Musketeers (French: Les Trois Mousquetaires) is a novel by Alexandre Dumas, which recounts the adventures of a young man named d'Artagnan after he leaves home to travel to Paris, to join the Musketeers of the Guard. D'Artagnan is not one of the musketeers of the title; those are his friends Athos, Porthos and Aramis, inseparable friends who live by the motto "all for one, one for all" ("tous pour un, un pour tous").

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I don't know who I am. I only know that they marked my body with the number eleven. And I have no idea who "they" are. Or why they're tormenting me and everybody else trapped inside these walls. But I know one thing for sure. I won't give up. #35 on Action #38 on Mystery/Thriller cover made by @Netshaly

The Lord of Velociraptors has come to scatter his wisdom upon the masses, much as a lowly farmer would scatter their corn amongst a horde of ravenous chickens. Topics of discussion include thought, life, purpose, and an exercise in comprehending the sheer stupidity of everything (especially gallimimuses).

A collection of notes, a public library, two teenagers, and zero spoken communication.