If there was anyone in the world that could give you some serious, longterm tips on how to lose the girl, JJ Maybank had the answers. After many merciless nights breaking tourons' hearts and evading the ever-so-frequent hook-ups with other randoms, he'd successfully hit a bottomless lagoon of one-night stands with girls he didn't even remember. And JJ really didn't have a problem with that―because he had to take his feelings out on someone if his best friend, Ronni, kept flirting with guys right in front of him and he couldn't do anything about it. All he was trying to do was keep himself from breaking the golden rule between his group of best friends-no pogue on pogue macking. So, really, step one was: set up a rule that you will never get the girl. For the first time in his life, JJ was trying hard not to break the rules. (OBX, SEASON ONE) (Cover by: @goodhYOUman)

"You're telling me that you got Captain America-the War Hero, Steve Rogers-to become best friends with a thirteen-year-old kid? What, is this supposed to slowly introduce him to how irritating Generation Z is? Project Training Wheels or something?" "She became an associate of SHIELD, made effective in October, and has been helping us out. We just happened to make her Rogers' neighbor, too. I thought that he might trust a kid more than any adult. She'll help him out―show him the world he woke up to better than anyone else. Help us make sure he's trustworthy. Agent Thirteen has agreed to this―" "Oh, my God, Nick! You made Steve Rogers a babysitter to Peggy Carter's niece?!" [EVENTUAL PETER PARKER x OC] [COVER BY: @remuslupout] [CA:TWS―]

❝ your allies will die or go mad. you'll never know whom to trust. you'll never have a normal relationship. and if you do find love, as impossible as it is, you must remember one rule. the most important rule: never have kids. NEVER. ❞ - n.r. COVERS CAPTAIN AMERICA : THE WINTER SOLDIER BOOK 1 in PLAN B trilogy BOOK 3 in LEGACY series ( COPYRIGHT! - aka - DO NOT STEAL! ) illisius Ⓒ 2017 & , marvel

❝ how many more jobs... how long will it take... i don't know if i can do it. even if i could forgive myself, this is what I am now. and you'll never know who i was before. my past is my own. ❞ - n.r. COVERS CAPTAIN AMERICA : CIVIL WAR & BLACK WIDOW BOOK 2 in PLAN B trilogy BOOK 6 in LEGACY series ( COPYRIGHT! - aka - DO NOT STEAL! ) illisius Ⓒ 2018 & , marvel