An unfortunate series of mishaps during sexy time with Sasuke. First person.

* * * A short story project about the stationery in a pencil case. A personal project to improve my writing by writing in the perspective of another's. This will (probably) be updated before my other books. * * *

fuk me, daddy, till I scream hallelujah

This is the worst goddamn book on wattpad, seriously, read at your own risk!!!! YOu were in love with Jesus, you loved him <3. "Senpai, l hate you." YOu said. "Yes." Jesus smiled and pecked you on the cheek. "My people need me!" He screeched and got swallowed into the satanic star. <3.

Itachi and Sasuke may not seem so cool after you read these stories told by mother hen herself, Mikoto Uchiha! Enjoy these random, accidental, embarrassing, and accidental moments of Itachi and Sasuke. :) Sometimes you have to enjoy the moments of life.

I guess you could say...you fell hard. Don't ask why I decided to make this. It's for all the clumsy people out there *cOUGh* MEE *COugH* and your never ending relationship with the floor.