Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Hello my little penguins, this is my very first fanfiction, and it's a Craig Tucker x Reader. Basically, the reader is new to South Park High, and she has a rude awakening when she meet Craig Tucker. Unfortunately, this story (and the rest of the series) does not have Tweek drama. I wrote this story five years ago and before the show officially came out with the two as a couple. Anyways, I hope you enjoy :)