Tomtord oneshots. Angst, smut, and on a very rare occasion, fluff. uhhh got smuts, I tend to stick with top Tord. these are p stupid but I hope y'all enjoy em.

Tord was the one who confessed to Tom during their high school days. They loved each other very much that their friends thought they'd have their happily ever after. However that's not the case. Tord's been seeing someone else around their freshman year of college. Tom eventually finds out from their friends, Edd and Matt. Tom confronts Tord about it and the Norwegian boyfriend admits he's lost interest in him. Tom doesn't want to believe it, but Tord makes a deal with him to end their relationship mutually. Years later, they'll come to face each other again. But at what cost?

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

Tord is a boy stuck in an abusive relationship with another fire element, and it obviously is only to be because of Tord's parents, and of course, him being the sweet and weak little thing he is, he never does anything about it. Well, that is until he meets an ice element named Tom. Tom and Tord aren't even aloud to be near each other, for obvious reasons being they are completely different. But when Tord and Tom meet for the first time, they become love struck. Love takes over they're minds and they end up meeting up every day. But what happens when Tord accidentally spills the tea about him being stuck in this abusive relationship? How will Tom react? And what will he do about it? Well Tom takes it into his own hands, and what he does about it wins over Tord's heart. - If you want to make a cover then please feel free :,)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Ahhhh! these boyos are the greatest !!!

The apocalypse has come. But not with zombies like everyone expected. Monsters. Huge, hideous monsters created from radiation have spread all over the globe. The Red Army was created to stop them, to kill off the monsters. Tracking them down, one by one, slowly erasing them off the face of the earth. Tom, a human-monster hybrid, thought he would be safe from the Red Army in Norway. Turns out he was wrong. Dang it. A/N: If you haven't guessed already the cover art is DEFINITELY NOT MINE, and this an AU where the zombeh apocalypse was replaced by a monster apocalypse. Does this have a name already? I'm not too sure. Also, is this TomTord? I'm not too sure just yet, but probably slightly. CORRECTION: YEAH, IT'S TOMTORD

This fanfiction takes place of The End in future. Thomas works for Red Leader. And mishap happens by Thomas screwing up. HA Classic Stupid Tom. Enjoy :D

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The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)