"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

the one with the modern-day secret admirer and the unknown sexual tension.

"i'm not pretty calum." "michael, i swear to god, you're the most prettiest human being i've ever laid my fucking eyes on." or where calum makes michael feel like he's worth something more than he thinks he's worth fem! michael tiny! michael jock! calum all rights reserved © 2016 officialmalum [completed]

Michael hates Calum. Calum hates Michael. Then they get stuck in a broken down elevator and are forced to tolerate each other. cover by me

[COMPLETED] "Code red! Code fucking red!" "Okay, if my notes are correct, code red means really, really hot boy that Michael wants to either blow or fuck." When the fiery Michael Clifford bumps into the school nerd, Calum Hood, things get rather interesting. Basically put, Michael really wants to ruin Calum. Malum AU. Mature.

"i really like your hair" "i really like your skirt, beautiful"

Where Luke and Ashton attempt to convince Michael everyday that somebody likes him, and the least person he would expect it to be is Calum. - Based off of 5SOS's "I've got this friend"

"So Soccer Player, you think you'll get it easy? Babe, you've got another thing coming for you." "You just called me babe." "... I take that back." Game Designer!Michael FIFA Star!Calum //All credit for this idea goes to @lukeftlemonade//

"Hi" "Do I know you?" "No" "Then why are you messaging me?" "Can we fuck?" "Sure" ****** You know what serious is? This book is the opposite.

"hola mi nombre es calum" "are you taking the piss?"