The rose is an extrodenary and rare power that many individuals including the Devil himself sought after for thousands of years, it is said to be so powerful that it can defeat the Devil himself and in the wrong hands it can destroy humanity and time itself leaving everything we know in an ash of broken memories. Art done by Potato space on devionart.com)

Ever find someone weirder than you are? Yeah, crazy thought, huh? Well, its not so crazy to me. Why? I've seen some strange shit, and I've done some even weirder shit. But none was as weird as having a ship name with another guy and I'm not even gay. ... ... Okay, maybe a little bit, but that's all. Anyways, that's not my point or why I'm here. I'm here to tell you everything. All the bad stuff, all the good stuff, all the boring stuff. You may not want to, but I could give less of a fuck. This is my story. This is his story. This...is the Jadam story.

Goku and Vegeta mated one afternoon only for the prince to storm off. When the heartbroken saiyan came home, he sees Chi-Chi slap his youngest son so he made a wish on the on the Dragon Balls in order to protect Goten and himself.

*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go. BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain: * Fluff and will be sappy * Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit * Hurt/Comfort * AU * At least something depressing Yeah. No hate towards Lana. Or Jalbert. We don't take haters here. Anyways if you have any ideas, feel free to tell me!! Enjoy! ~ Ana.