This is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questions asked just call it rice ball.' 'Well that's different.' Highest achievement: #26 in Short Story (11.03.17) { completed } ( editing from 17.04.17 )

"Hello" "Hey." "Umm, so do you want some ice cream?" "Why else would I call an ice cream shop in the middle of a summer day when it is broiling hot and reaching record highs in the temperature department?" "Good point, so what do you want?" "Mint chocolate chip. My favorite! By the way, you have a very deep voice." "It comes with being a person of the manly gender. You have a higher voice." "It comes with being a person of the female gender." "Mint chocolate chip?" "Yes, please!" Cover made by the amazing @artBae-

"Hello, we are here to advise you on all your questions, concerns, and problems related to relationships. How may I assist you today?" "I think my girlfriend is cheating on me." Everything started with this simple line.

[All Rights Reserved] "Hello this is customer service, My name is Charles. How can I help you?" "Yes, I want to know why you guys have weird customers." "Sorry, What?" "I saw a child screaming for condoms. He thought it was a balloon." ---- Amanda Falls just wanted to talk since she was bored. And after coming home from Walmart only to find out what weird things happen out there. Because that's your local Walmart, everything happens there all the time. started: november 21, 2018 completed: february 13, 2019

❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞ ❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞ ❝Ma'am, we don't sell toilets.❞ ❝Look, I don't mean to be racist or anything but I don't like your attitude.❞ In which a teenage girl calls target for all of her dying questions.

"Hello?" "Hey, I just wanted to say-" "Wait, who is this?" "Um, this isn't Laura?" "Nope." "Shit." -beep- spin-off to text messages (hi i wrote this when i was 15 lol) ©since 2016 | miracle

-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was 14 lol) ©since 2015 | miracle

[COMPLETED] "I could bring some lunch and drop it off at your house if you give me your address......" "Oh hell no!!! I don't want some 60 year old creep going around my neighborhood dropping food and running after little girls. " "Excuse me. But this '60 something year old creep' is a college student who is 21 and VERY hot. He was trying to be nice to his friend, who by the looks of it, is actually a stalker going around calling innocent boys and trying to seduce them. TRYING being the key word here. " .............................................................................. When a crazy sarcastic girl prank calls and meets her "Prince Charming " (9-OCT-2018) Previously known as "PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH" COVER BY - @ashesofinfinity March 29th- April 6 th- Published and Completed.

{COMPLETED} SPIN-OFF OF 'Stalker Girl'. CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE TOO. ....................................................................................... "Awww... How's Mrs. Cross? Still considered sending you off for adoption or leaving you in a farm?" "What?" "Oh, you know, I may have given her some brochures about adoption agencies and some farms, when we were in grade 1." "You were the one who sent them? I should have known. Who would be jealous of a perfect guy like me? My mom got the best deal." "Yeah yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night. How is she? She's so sweet. She sent me new dolls after someone..... had a weird urge to start a butchery, using my dolls, near the swing set." "Sovvyyyyy!" "Your baby voice won't get you anywhere, honey." "Ohhh, did someone call me honey? Baby, I'll be the honey to your pancakes." "Ew! No thank you! Oh, I have to go. The pizza guy is here and he's so cute and so swee-" "Oh... um... ok." *muffled* "Yes, I'm coming. Get out of my room before I sell you to Pervy Joe. I won't get much money, but at least I'll get rid of you, Caleb." *Chuckling* "Is Caleb your brother?" *laughing* "Yeah, he's so crazy but It's impossible not to love him." "Who's Pervy Joe?" "He's this guy on our street. He's such a weirdo. Caleb's kind of scared of him." *laughing* "Oh, poor little guy." *chuckling* "Yeah. I better go. Bye Kyler!" "See you tomorrow!" *BEEP BEEP* ----------------------------------------------------------------- Polar opposites She's the nerd. He's the bad boy. But they do have something in common... They hate each other. (9-OCT-2018 Previously known as COOKIE THIEVES AND CREAM CHEESE ) PUBLISHED AND COMPLETED -27/4/2018

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]