Harry Potter Jokes I found from random places! * #31 in humor on 1st May, 2017, and 6th May, 2017. #108 in Random on 16th May, 2017.

Logan is well known in his school for seeming to be emotionless. He is called Robot because of this, the name given to him by the three kids that teased him the most. It's a new school year, and things seem to be looking up for Logan after becoming friends with the new kid, Patton. One day, he is approached by one of the more popular kids in school, Virgil, who tells him he would like to be friends. He's hesitant, as Virgil is one of the three kids to like to tease him, but Virgil pushes him to accept his invitation to hang out. Logan finally gives in, and as the two begin to spend more time together he gradually develops some feelings for Virgil. The question is, is Virgil being completely honest with Logan? My friend Winchester_At_Heart made me the amazing cover! I was previously BobnSteve180 which is why it says that.

Harry lives in complete fucking hell. He's become nearly completely broken. He doesn't want anyone to know. But what does he do when he finds out he's not even completely human? How will he hide his scars from his new best friend/lover? What secrets doesn't he know? Why is Ron such a jerk sometimes? The group of the abused is a little different then you'd think. Snarry mostly. background Fred x George. Possible other ships.

Short Harry Potter related fluff and smut one-shots, I take requests :) includes romione, drarry, harmione, nuna, dransy, dramione, DRAPPLE ;) I try to update daily :)

All ships, no matter what. Trigger warnings will be at the top of each chapter, please make sure you read them, and please let me know if a missed any! feel free to send in requests! hear or on tumbr in my asks @VirgilsBlogOfAnxietys 🖤

me and my friends kidnapped the golden trio along with Ginny,Draco,Neville,Luna, and the twins

Drarry! Draco and Harry can't keep their eyes off each other Tbh this isn't just drarry this also ships, Luna and Ginny Ron and Hermione Seamus and Dean Cho mourns over Cedric but then falls for Neville Pansy and Blaise Crabbe and Goyle

After finding out the family he loved, was the one who betrayed him alongside his best friends who were paid to be his friends. He has had enough of their lies and being manipulated and treated like a tool. Things turns out for the worse as he also finds out that he wasn't exactly a Potter. Harry turns to Voldemort for help although it will take some convincing. Will Voldemort agrees to help harry or will he kill Harry right on the spot? Follow Harry as he journey through revenge and finding deeper secrets that were kept from him. P.S Harry is in his fifth year, a year after the TriWizard Tournament. Dark!Harry! Warning: This is boyxboy fanfic, don't like it, don't read it. Like it, please enjoy. Pairings: Tom/ Harry

When an eight-year-old Harry Potter is bitten by a vampire, he immediately gets sent to an orphanage by his uncaring aunt and uncle. He struggles with these new urges and eventually, he cracks under the pressure. When Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Voldemort, has attained a new body, he decides to make a little visit to the orphanage he was raised in. During this visit, he can't help but notice a deathly pale child with crimson red eyes and a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All rights go to JK Rowling, this goes for the whole book. No ships (yet) and this will be: dark!Harry powerful!Harry

When Hermione gets herself a job as a professor, she finds herself unravelling a mystery with the most unlikely of companions.