I MADE A SECOND BOOK HAHAHA

'One psycho plus another psycho equals a perfectly normal human being.' But we all know Klaus Hargreeves and Jane Kennedy were more than just your typical psychotic people. And with romances like this, it's nothing other than a deathwish.

why not? On the 12th hour of the 1st day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire & adventurer, resolves to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible. He got 8 of them. "WHY IS IT THAT EVERY WOMEN I'VE BEEN WITH, THEY'VE JUST GOT NOTHING UNLIKE YOU? YOU'RE JUST... ON MY MIND, 24/7." DJ Hargreeves, aka no. 0, aka Solar. He has the gift to convert any sort of light, may it be sunlight, a light from a lightbulb or a phone screen, into pure energy or power & use it any way he sees fit.

𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. ❝ UM... ALLISON YOUR BROTHER ALMOST KILLED ME WITH A KNIFE. ❞ in which allison's best friend visits her after finding out her father dies and manages to catch the attention of number two.

{DISCONTINUED UNTIL STATED OTHERWISE} Ashley Spectre, born on the twelth hour of the first day of October 1989, just like 43 other children. Addimitadly an abnormal occasion as all the woman who gave birth were not previously pregnant. Sir Reginald Hargreeves visited Ashley's parents who refused to give her up. Hargreeves tried his very best to get the child but to no avail... That was until she turned 11 and became "A danger to herself and those around her" - Her Mother's very own words. Rankings 🏆 1st - Fivehargreeves 08/05/19 1st - Number5 08/06/19 5th - KlausHargreeves 15/04/19 DISCLAIMER - I do not own the umbrella academy or any of its characters :))

klaus. diego. memes. :)

For the gays who love klaus and the straights who love five

PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND. YOU'RE SURE AS HELL TOO GOOD TO LET THEM HOLD YOU DOWN. The Umbrella Academy. The award winning dysfunctional family of eight children, a robot, a jackass, and a monkey. Here's the story of one of those children: Dylan "The Wind" Hargreeves {ben hargreeves x oc! hargreeves} {very gay}

❝you're called the seance and you've never held a proper seance! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!❞ ❝I have a cow?❞ ━━━━━━━━━ In which, Klaus and Alex fall in love, cause chaos, and steal. The seance and the invisible boy. ━━━━━━━━━ Season 1- completed Season 2- completed ━━━━━━━━━ Highest ranks: #1 in 'The Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Klaus Hargreeves' #1 in 'Allison Hargreeves' #1 in 'Ben Hargreeves' #1 in 'Vanya Hargreeves' #1 in 'Diego Hargreeves' #1 in 'Number Five' #1 in 'Ghost' #1 in 'gay' #1 in 'lgbtpride' #1 in 'Hargreeves' #3 in 'Luther Hargreeves' #3 in 'Apocalypse #7 in 'Netflix' #12 in 'Five' Cover by the incredible @silver_min © coolwhenurbatman | 2019 | the umbrella academy | boyxboy

"We ask nicely!" "You have a knife." "Very nicely!" - All rights to Creators Love Story Warnings be Damned - SLOW BURN - Hiatus over! Will be posting regularly. Forgive me being a little rusty!