a chance meeting, a one night stand, an illicit agreement... saying 'yes' to being friends with benefits is one thing, but doing it with panic! at the disco frontman brendon urie is something else entirely [formerly 'hey moon']

*completed* "Do you know what I thought the first time I met you?" Brendon asks me a few minutes later. "Hmm?" I mumble, my head still against his arm. "I thought, 'Great, this girl is probably going to be unbearably annoying and end up falling for me.'" I shoot my head up and look at him defensively. "That's not what I was expecting to hear," I say poutily. He laughs and puts his arm around my waist. "You know what the funny part is?" he asks again. I look at him, signifying that I want him to continue. "The funny part is, I think I ended up falling for you first." In which Ashley O'Brien is sent away from her home to live with her father's god parents and a teenaged boy named Brendon.

It was getting to be so irritating, I saw him in my backseat on a couple occasions, a new woman in his arms each time. They'd be begging him for anything, love, money, a relationship, sex, they wanted it all from him. And yet, no matter who he had lying underneath him, he only wanted something from me. He wouldn't leave me alone. And I hated it. But at the same time, I loved it. But I should know better than to trust a womanizer. And a rich, pompous, arrogant one at that. Right?

"I'm going to tell you about a girl and a boy. But remember, this is not a love story. This is the story of how I ruined Brendon Urie's life. And I loved it." Popularity is tough, but destroying someone is tougher. Cora Crawford-Pierson has worked since the sixth grade in anticipation for this year. She's got the looks, the smarts and the social status to execute her ultimate plot against Brendon Urie. Junior year of high school would be the year that she turns everything Brendon loves into dirt. With an aching passion for revenge, there's absolutely nothing that can stand in Cora's way. She will get what she wants, even if that means destroying everything she's worked so hard to create. Maybe Brendon deserves what he has coming, but ultimately, how far is too far? Lies? Deception? Murder? Sluts And Glory is something not for the weak of heart, stomach or mind. An unforgettably dark tale told through the eyes of a twisted seventeen-year-old about obsession, manipulation and sex.

She hasn't ever had a famous musician stumble into the parlor before, and to be honest, she was embarrassed. What must he think? Turns out that he wasn't paying her for what everyone else was paying her to do. He was paying, up front, just to write about her. This is the story of how Simone Rooney, a legal prostitute, became Mona Lisa, and how Brendon Urie unintentionally changed her life.

April Reid has enough going on in her life without school starting again. Leaving her inhibitions behind her along with summer break, she heads into senior year ready to coast by, enjoying her last year of high school. April's ideas of a care free senior year are put on hold when things get complicated between her and her eighth period psychology teacher, Mr. Urie. "No wonder you teach psychology, you're fucking insane." I am in no way affiliated with Brendon Urie; any and all events in this book are fictional. seacolored 2017-2020 ©

"There's something you're not telling me," you murmur, willing your voice to be stronger than you feel. "Something you won't be able to hide forever." He swallows thickly, eyes darting across his desk. "And if there is?" You take a shaky breath, head tipping upwards. He raises his eyes, something between a plea and a warning darkening them. You place a hand on the doorknob. "Then I hope you choke on your own silver tongue." ---- You told yourself you wouldn't go back to him. With your heart in his back pocket, he left you in the dust, up and leaving you with less than a moments notice. One second, he's your best friend and the person you trusted most, the next, he's a stranger which you loathe. At least that's what you classify him as. You told yourself you wouldn't think of him ever again. Out of sight, out of mind, right? You took a page from his book, and shoved the past away, refusing to look back. He was nothing more than a bad memory. At least that's what you want to remember him as. You told yourself you wouldn't care about him. But you always were a bad liar. That boy still held your heart, no matter how badly you wished otherwise. And you of all people know how hard it is to push Brendon Urie out.

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