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Funny Comebacks and Jokes! by Justicekind
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Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
 Best Pick Up Lines ✔ by Be_your_own_kind
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In this book you all will come across the most hilarious and corniest pickup line of all times that you don't wanna miss.
Sarcasm Book by sarcasticallyyy
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"Find some stupidity around you and I'll follow!" -Sarcasm
Sarcasm Only by darkpoetesssbackup
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Learn how to be sarcastic. You'll find all sarcastic quotes here.
Sassy Quotes by wonderingabbyss
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"Be Տɑѵɑցҽ, Not ѧνєяѧgє" -ѕaѕѕy, Տɑѵɑցҽ, ɑղժ ՏɑɾςɑՏԵíς qυoтeѕ All quotes are not mine, credits to the rightful owners. Just Iռsքirɛd frօm @TrixieTube
101 SAVAGE QUOTES by Lost_in_the_stars000
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"It's hard to be nice when you're surrounded by idiots". Here are 100 savage and sarcastic quotes for you all. I'll try to update every week. I DO NOT OWN THESE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS. THIS IS SIMPLY A COMPOSITION OF QUOTES I GIND FUNNY
Comebacks And Funny Poems by ConverseCat
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I'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
Sass queen by sharvari8888
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Were you ever in a situation where a bitch was super mean to you and you didn't know how to get her/him back? Well then this is your guide on how to be the most sassiest person in the most positive way.
Cute Quotes by savorsomething
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Cute quotes by Savanna
The Big Book of 350 Insults & Comebacks by I_Ate_Those_Cookies
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All the best insults and comebacks ever! Watch out for the rest of these books message me some ideas for new books! Read "The Big Book of 350 Yo' Mama Jokes" It's the next book in the series! ;D