"low life, low life, low life." - most accomplished rank; HIGHEST RANKS: #3 'topjungkook' - 11/15/18

[COMPLETED] In which Yoongi falls in love with a famous Intagram model who claims to be homophobic. ❃ ''What's your plan?'',Namjoon asked Yoongi skeptically, earning a smirk from his best friend's side. ''Pretend that I'm a girl and make him fall for me" ❃ Park.jimin. What's your bra size? D Excuse you?? D THIS IS GETTING WILD Park.jimin. I like wild things D Yeah? Then go to the zoo you fucker - #16 in fanfiction GOES ALONG WITH MY OTHER STORY "TINDER". a yoonmin crack-angst-fluff fic SHORT CHAPTERS. ©jiminsgguks cover by @inhobition

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

★彡 🅒🅞🅜🅟🅛🅔🅣🅔🅓 彡★ 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘭, 𝘓𝘢 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬; 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘯; 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳. 𝘈 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘢 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘰𝘬 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵-𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥. • 23/09/2019 - #2 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 928 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐤 • 23/12/2019 - #1 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 76 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 🆂🆃🅰🆁🆃 : ０８/１２/２０１８ 🅴🅽🅳 :０４/０８/２０１９ ©𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

Yoongi just really wants the tall and clumsy omega to be his. »»» This will be a ridiculous fic.