Never once in my life did I think I would be sitting in the parking lot of my favorite diner at 2:30 am of a Saturday morning, making out with the person I hated a week ago, but here I am. Ryan is a rich kid. Dallon is a bad boy. They are partnered up for a school project. tw for self harm, suicide, depression, anxiety, and Ed mentionings

Ryan Ross works two jobs and does not like the world's favourite actor, Brendon Urie. But when Ryan's best friend lands herself a role as Brendon's costar for a movie and forces Ryan to come along, he finds himself getting the worst job ever: Brendon's personal assistant. TW: if you're sensitive to suicidal thoughts, eating disorders, self harm, depression, suicide, death, or sexual assault, don't read. won't be making any more warnings throughout the story so please be safe

reasons why Ryan Ross bottoms, if you think Brendon bottoms, you are wrong :) This is all true, n🅾t f🅰lse bec🅰use I d🅾n't d🅾 th🅰t😎😎👍👍👍🤤🤤

There's Ryan (an adorable and sweet vampire) and Brendon…who got turned into one because he thinks they're cool. Ryan's pregnant with his babies. Two girls, to be exact. They happen to look just like them. WARNING: MPREG/CHILDBIRTH IS IN THIS. If you don't like it, think it's weird or gross, or you're uptight, please leave. I would like to thank @frankiesbooty for her part in this (she was Brendon). Go follow her if you haven't already.

Author: underthedesk on LiveJournal.. ALL CREDITS GO TO THIS AUTHOR Rating: NC-17 Overall

Brendon is a junior in high school that gets bullied on the last day of school for being a virgin. he tried to prevent this by making up a boyfriend but in the end, the word got out anyway. That's when his agenda started. He had to lose his virginity over the summer and return to school proudly but how? Having no choice but to live in his grandparents' attic, he finds an ancient summoning book. He needed to summon the god of sex. But, will the price to pay be too much? And what will happen if the sex god grows fond of him? Whatever happens, the road to a new and improved Brendon Urie starts here and has a long way to go before he becomes... The perfection we all know and love today.