Tough times have fallen on the Earth. And for the demigod population. Humans have discovered them, discovered their abilities and their strengths. And their weaknesses. Gaea left with a bang, taking almost all of Earths energy and resources with her. The humans have taken to harvesting the demigods for their power. If they can't find any use for them, well...they drop them off in the middle of nowhere, leaving them to find their own way home. DISCLAIMER: ALL CHARACTER BELONG RICK RIORDAN!

The title explains it all :D

Rant of everything wrong in PJO fan fics. From cringey plot lines to just the smallest things that make me wanna burn my eyes out. Read if you think any PJO fanfic is cringey and are looking for someone to agree with.

THIS ISN'T SERIOUS ANYMORE LMAO

Mortal! Yes! You! Why have you not looked at this book yet?

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!" "I'd rather kiss a crank" Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D 99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :) Highest Ranking: #112 in humour ××× [Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing]

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Just a bunch of quotes from my favorited books! Read for daily Riordan Quotes. DISCLAIMER: ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN