"i'm a siren." "you're the thing on my car that flashes blue and red?" "no, jeongguk," taehyung sighs, "i don't go wee woo."

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《