What happens when the son of the man who burned down the showbiz pizza place 20 years ago Sneak's into with his friends to see if everyone is telling the truth about his father-Tony, but when he goes inside what he sees is something you will never forget.

A collection of short stories, scenes that didn't make it, characters long forgotten, and whatever else made it to the archive!

The captain and his crew, regularly bested by a better Captain and his better crew will find out that there's more to life than just humiliation and hunger pangs. maybe they'll DIE.....like everybody dies or maybe a giant blood thirsty vampire Santa Claus pops up out of a manhole and ejaculates giant Christmas trees all over downtown Minneapolis in mid to late August. That's why speculation is dumb, just go read it. it's not even finished it won't take that long.