Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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Audrey Crawash grew up in a small town in Maine, and has never seen anywhere else. Her whole life is about to change when a stranger comes to town. He kidnaps her and two other untrained, clueless kids and they are about to have the thrill of a lifetime. From now on they will always think twice before going on the internet...