His life is like a car crash. It seems to play in slow motion, and it's hard to believe that it's happening right in front of you. It's captivating, and you know you shouldn't stare, but as soon as your eyes are gone, it's like the carnage disappears. Everything is natural, and you wonder if you just imagined the whole thing. A lawyer's life isn't meant to be dramatic. Especially when his specialty is writing wills and prepping your impending death. But Patrick Stumph doesn't think he has much more to offer. He is just awaiting the day his will comes in handy. He spends his day in a law office. He paints to escape. He slashes his skin to hate. The day Pete Wentz literally jumps into his life, his car comes screeching to a halt. The young hairdresser shows the lawyer that maybe there is something worth living for, as long as he stops until the light is green. (Trigger warnings. Please read first A/N for detailed explanation)

Pete is a writer. Patrick is something else. A lesson on why genre matters.

•••Sequel to Rain••• Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are high school sweethearts. Correction: were Pete and Wentz and Patrick Stump were high school sweethearts up until their unwanted-but necessary-break up in college. 6 years later and they've move on to bigger things and new people. But then they meet... Again. The weatherman better get his ass on TV because a storm is brewing. Forecast? A big storm with a... chance of mistakes chance of apologies chance of hatred chance of destruction chance of love chance of heartbreak chance of death chance of happiness chance of an affair And a chance of a rainbow. But you know... The weatherman isn't always correct. #1 in Peterick 8/26/18 **This book contains references to the Milk Fic. At the time of writing, I didn't know who the author of it was, and what she did. I do not support her or the Milk Fic. Please do not bring her any attention, and do not mention her fic. Anyone new to the fandom (like I was at the time of writing this) does not know her, and they find it funny to reference. Please allow anyone new to know the Milk Fic was written by a woman with several charges against her.

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

This is the dramatic sequel to 'Let's Not And Say We Did'. So read that one first. It's not all sunshine and rainbows after Pete And Patrick finally say "I Do". Kicking their enemies out of the wedding doesn't stop them from getting their payback. And they do it in a way that will change Pete and Patrick's lives together forever. Will their love be strong enough to withstand the challenges? Or will their "I Do" quickly become "I Did" ? (Don't read if you're expecting all happiness and fluff)

Pete has cancer. Patrick has nowhere to sleep. Cryptozoology: The study of animal life that has not been proven to exist. [Pete is a little bit sad, and Patrick is a little bit strange. Angst, fluff and everything in between.]

Set post-Youngblood Chronicles. What if Pete and Patrick had survived Miss Missing You? Patrick learns to be afraid of so much more than just things that go bump in the night.

Pete, Patrick, an empty room and a series of lustful thoughts.

Dear Patrick, I feel like such a jerk writing this. But what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I've tried every other method for getting over someone, so I guess this is a last resort. [A collection of letters from Pete to Patrick over the years. This is the first fanfiction I've tried to write, so be gentle with me please. Trigger warning: Suicide and a LOT of angst. But also some fluff. A bit of everything really.]

Since he was born, Patrick has been different. While normal kids have allergies to peanuts or dairy... Patrick is allergic to water. Patrick has given up on doing things. But Pete is trying to change that. WINNER OF 'PETERICK' IN THE FOB FIC AWARDS **This book contains references to the Milk Fic. At the time of writing, I didn't know who the author of it was, and what she did. I do not support her or the Milk Fic. Please do not bring her any attention, and do not mention her fic. Anyone new to the fandom (like I was at the time of writing this) does not know her, and they find it funny to reference. Please allow anyone new to know the Milk Fic was written by a woman with several charges against her.